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• Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
• Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.
• A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.